Farting without being made to feel guilty, especially in bed!
Being able to decide for yourself when the toothpaste is empty.
Being able to channel hop without someone tutting.
Get to watch what you want on TV.
You don't get moaned at because she's decided to clean the toilet! (Men clean the toilet when it needs it, women clean it before that then wonder why men never clean it!)
You don't have to sneakily raid the fridge!
Go to bed when you want.
Don't have someone reverse their butt into your crutch in bed getting you going then moan at you that she's not a machine you can just switch on!
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